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The

Antidotum Mithridaticum

—or—

King Mithridates VI Eupator of Pontus's

Miracle Compound

against All Manner of Poysonne or Toxick Treacherie

(now with added beaver sexual scent gland secretions)




When King Mithridates VI of Pontus was finally defeated at the hands of Pompey, one of Rome's greatest generals, in 63 B.C., he attempted to take his life by poison to escape the ignominy of capture and exile.

But the poison had absolutely no effect upon him: ever since his father, Mithridates V, was himself poisoned by unknown persons during a lavish banquet in 120 B.C., the young Mithridates VI is said to have assiduously exposed himself to sub-lethal doses of various poisons for years to thwart any similar attempt upon his life, and in doing so to have developed an extraordinary degree of resistance and immunity against their ill-effects.

Appian, the Roman historian, recounts the scene:


Mithridates then took out some poison that he always carried next to his sword, and mixed it. There two of his daughters, who were still girls growing up together, named Mithridates and Nysa, who had been betrothed to the kings of [Ptolemaic] Egypt and of Cyprus, asked him to let them have some of the poison first, and insisted strenuously and prevented him from drinking it until they had taken some and swallowed it. The drug took effect on them at once; but upon Mithridates, although he walked around rapidly to hasten its action, it had no effect, because he had accustomed himself to other drugs by continually trying them as a means of protection against poisoners. These are still called the Mithridatic drugs.




The recipe


'Pound the following together and mix into honey. Against poisoning, a piece the size of an almond is given in wine. In other affections an amount corresponding in size to an Egyptian bean is sufficient.'


Ingredient

Measure

Costmary (Tanacetum balsamita)

1 ⅔ grammes

St John's Wort (Hypericum perforatum)

8 g.

Gum

8 g.

Sagapenum (Ferula sagapenum)

8 g.

Acacia juice (Acacia nilotica)

8 g.

Illyrian iris (probably Iris Germanica)

8 g.

Cardamon (Elettaria cardamomum)

8 g.

Anise (Pimpinella anisum)

12 g.

Gallic nard (probably Valerian celtica)

16 g.

Gentian root (Gentiana lutea)

16 g.

Dried rose leaves

16 g.

"Poppy tears" (lachryma papaveris, i.e. opium)

17 g.

Parsley

17 g.

Sweet flag (sweet sedge, Acorus calamus)

20 g.

Cassia (i.e. cinnamon, Cinnamomum cassia)

20 ⅔ g.

Saxifrage (Pimpinella saxifraga)

20 ⅔ g.

Darnel (probably Lolium temulentum)

20 ⅔ g.

Long pepper (Piper longum)

20 ⅔ g.

Storax (Liquidambar orientalis)

21 g.

"Castoreum" (a secretion from the scent glands of beavers)

24 g.

Frankincense (Boswellia Thurifera)

24 g.

Hypocistis juice (Cistus ladaniferus, perhaps)

24 g.

Myrrh (Commiphora myrrha)

24 g.

Opopanax (Opopanax chironium)

24 g.

Malabathrum leaves (Cinnamomum tamala)

24 g.

Flower of round rush (Cyperus rotundus)

24 ⅔ g.

Turpentine-resin (Pistacia terebinthus)

24 ⅔ g.

"Galbanum" (the resin of Ferula gummosa)

24 ⅔ g.

Cretan carrot seeds (Daucus gingidium)

24 ⅔ g.

Nard (perhaps Nardostachys jatamansi)

25 g.

Opobalsam (Balsamodendron opobalsamum)

25 g.

Shepherd's purse (Capsella bursa-pastoris)

25 g.

Rhubarb root

28 g.

Saffron

29 g.

Ginger

29 g.

Cinnamon

29 g.


—Aulus Cornelius Celsus, De Medicina, Book V, Section 23 ("Antidotes"), English translation by W.G. Spencer




Having discovered that all his attempts to poison himself would necessarily fail, or perhaps not having the right poison to hand, Mithridates VI resorted to a more expedient method, that of the sword.

Accounts vary, but Appian continues:


Seeing a certain Bituitus there, an officer of the Gauls, he said to him, "I have profited much from your right arm against my enemies. I shall profit from it most of all if you will kill me, and save from the danger of being led in a Roman triumph one who has been an autocrat so many years, and the ruler of so great a kingdom, but who is now unable to die by poison because, like a fool, he has fortified himself against the poison of others. Although I have kept watch and ward against all the poisons that one takes with his food, I have not provided against that domestic poison, always the most dangerous to kings, the treachery of army, children, and friends." Bituitus, thus appealed to, rendered the king the service that he desired.

'Such was the end of Mithridates, who bore the surnames of Eupator and Dionysus. When the Romans heard of his death they held a festival because they were delivered from a troublesome enemy. Pharnaces sent his father's corpse to Pompey at Sinope in a trireme, together with the persons who captured Manius, and many hostages, both Greek and barbarian, and asked that he should be allowed to rule either his paternal kingdom, or Bosphorus alone, which his brother, Machares, had received from Mithridates.

'Pompey provided for the expenses of the funeral of Mithridates and directed his servants to give his remains a royal interment, and to place them in the tombs of the kings in Sinope, because he admired his great achievements and considered him the first of the kings of his time.

'Pharnaces, for delivering Italy from much trouble, was inscribed as a friend and ally of the Romans, and was given Bosphorus as his kingdom, except Phanagoria, whose inhabitants were made free and independent because they were the first to resist Mithridates when he was recovering his strength, collecting ships, creating a new army and military posts, and because they led others to revolt and were the cause of his final collapse.

'Pompey, having cleaned out the robber dens, and prostrated the greatest king then living, in one and the same war, and having fought successful battles, besides those of the Pontic war, with Colchians, Albanians, Iberians, Armenians, Medes, Arabs, Jews, and other eastern nations, extended the Roman sway as far as Egypt.